Our Collection
Look, we could list a bunch of fancy amenities, but here's what really matters - every suite comes loaded with stuff that makes your stay less about checking boxes and more about actually relaxing into the weirdness.
No hidden fees, no surprise charges, just honest pricing for honestly unusual rooms. We recommend booking at least two weeks ahead during peak season - these suites fill up faster than you'd think. Weekend rates are slightly higher 'cause everyone wants to summon their inner mystic on Saturdays.
Free cancellation up to 48 hours before arrival. After that, first night's charged.
Anytime after 3 PM. Early check-in available if the previous guests didn't leave any lingering energy.
By 11 AM. Late checkout's $50 if you need extra time to pack your crystals.